evilsteampunk! NOW with added biochemistry :D

So, I wanted to join in with the current stream of steampunk inspiration.
Smoke Hearts was inspired by Katri’s beautiful evil Holmes and Watson, and catalysed by Elina and Spacefall’s own contributions here and here.

Thanks to Haldane for the secondary title (which I swiped), and the offer of beta-ing (which I was too impatient to take up, my bad).

Disclaimers

- It isn’t true to the canon.
- It isn’t even REMOTELY historically accurate.
- The biochemistry is stupid.
- It’s CRACK people!

Oh and possibly you shouldn’t read it if you don’t like tentacles or Watson’s good name being dragged through the mud.

Okay, enough putting-it-off now. >.>;;;

Smoke Hearts with Mechanical Parts

Rated a 15 for evilness, weird, and drugs. Although according to Batman’s standards, it probably should be a U.